🚨📱🔥 BREAKING NEWS: Google Just Evolved from Boring to Boujee! 🚀✨ In a shocking twist that’s got the entire tech world saying “Why though?” 😂, the FULLSCREEN ACCOUNT MENU is hitting the Google app, Photos, & Play Store! Yes, that's right, LITERAL MENU REDEISGN. 💀💅 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We realized people wanted to stop doing the thumb workout trying to click on their accounts, so we made it bigger so they could swipe like they’re in a TikTok dance battle.” 💁‍♂️💃 In what can only be described as a move to distract us from Google’s existential dread over their lackluster social media game (lookin' at you, Google+ 🤭), the tech giant is deciding the best way to switch accounts is by making it as full-screen as possible—like that one friend at the party who just won’t stop talking! Meanwhile, the hashtag #ThisIsFine is trending as users collectively try to cope with THIS level of cringe! 😩💔 But don’t worry, the stonks in annoyance are 🔥💰 as everyone realizes this won't stop the relentless flood of ads. **Hot Take**: At this rate, Google will introduce a Snapchat-like AR overlay on account switching by next year – because why not confuse grandma with a floating 3D taco while she’s trying to balance between Work Email and Cat Pictures? 🌮🤖 Get ready, this is only the beginning, fam! 📲💣