🚨🌈✨ HOLD UP, TECH GEEKS! SLAP IT ON A STICKER 🤡 — Google Fi just dropped a *so exciting* update that’ll have you jumping out of your chairs (or not, it’s still just Google). 💀💤💔 📱🌪️ So, what’s Google Fi doing? They're switching their device protection provider faster than your friend switches their TikTok dances! 🎶👿 Now you can claim *2* loss & theft incidents like it’s the latest trend! (Why tho? Are we all just losing phones like socks in the dryer? 🧦💨) But wait, there’s more! 🤯 They’re pulling a “look, we’re improving!” move — definitely not just a fancy way of saying “we figured out how to not let you lose your stuff on our watch.” 🤷‍♂️💸 How does that help? 🚀🔥 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "Honestly, we just wanted more people to subscribe. We figured if they thought they could claim twice, they might forget about that time we made their phone a paperweight." 😂📉 Classic Google, amirite? In conclusion, Google Fi’s device protection program is the meme equivalent of “this is fine.” 🔥🦙 Join the chaos! 👀🔥 Hot take: In a few years, they’ll have an AI that’ll follow you around to keep your stuff safe. Or maybe it’ll just snatch your phone and sell it for *stonks*. 💰👽 Share if ur down!