🚨🎉 BREAKING: Google Fi is about to throw your calls into the 22nd century with AI that's so good it might just call your ex for you to tell them it’s over! 📞👾💔 Goodbye wind-tunnel babble and the struggling-to-hear-a-word ghost of Fido barking in the background. Google’s like, “We heard you wanted HD audio, so here’s some sound that’s clearer than your last breakup text." HD/HD+ calling is dropping like it’s hot this November, and who knows, maybe it'll even make your boss's voice sound bearable (ish) when they call at 11PM on a Friday. 🍕💼 Also, Google is sippin’ that stonk juice with a VPN to protect your calls because, ya know, spying is sooo 2022! 💪🔒 Meanwhile, the new web interface is about to enable photo-sharing, so you can finally send that hot 4K pic of your lunch to your 12 group chats. No cap, it’s basically the tech equivalent of flexing at the gym. 🥗🔥 In the immortal words of a software dev stuck in a Zoom call: “Why is my code not breaking? Maybe we need an AI to optimize that too?" 🤔💻💩 GUYS. Prediction time! *Drake pointing meme*—Within two years, Google Fi will replace actual human conversation entirely. Why call someone when your AI can just do your flirting for you?! 🙌👽 #FutureIsNow 📞💥 This is fine.