🚨 *BREAKING* News Alert: Google Fi Just Said "Hold My Beer" 🍺🤖 Google Fi is unleashing *AI-enhanced audio* on Android AND iPhone! Why? Because obviously what we needed most is for our calls to sound like we're trapped in a black hole with terrible reception. (Fr fr, who thought this was the moon landing of phone features?) 🔊💨 You know Google is like that kid in class who aces all the projects but always leaves the class in chaos. "Hey Siri, can you turn my voice to sound like a catfish with a lisp?" 🐟🙃 According to a *totally legit* developer we *totally didn't make up*, "*This AI makes everything sound 10% cooler, even if you're just arguing with your uncle about the benefits of crypto!"* 😂🚀 Meanwhile, Apple's over here like Drake pointing, “Nah, we don’t need AI to enhance our audio—we just need to charge you $1,000 for a new phone! 💸💀” But let’s be real: Google might just be onto something. I mean, if my voice can sound more like Morgan Freeman while I order a pizza, I’m all in. 🍕🔥 **Unhinged Prediction:** By 2025, we’ll all be calling in with AI-generated voices that sound like our favorite celebrities! Get ready for Alexa to sound like Beyoncé; you’ll be screaming "Stonks!" in every meeting! 📈💰💥 *Share this chaos or risk sounding like an NPC in a 2023 tech world!* 🤡