🎉 BREAKING CHAOS: Epic & Google Just Made a Deal to Unleash the App Store Madness! 🚀🤡 So like, just when we thought the Epic Games vs. Google saga was a Netflix show about to get axed 🍿💀, the two titans hit us with a *plot twist* that’d make M. Night Shyamalan proud! 😱💥 In an unprecedented move, they’re settling out of court, and Judge James "The App Store Avenger" Donato is potentially giving Android a complete glow-up! 🌟 Imagine a world where rival app stores can actually exist on Google’s turf! 💥💰 We’re talking about an Android marketplace that isn’t basically just Google’s walled garden of doom 😱. Epic is pushing for the *THIRD-PARTY STORRRRE* revolution! This is literally the “Let us build the wall, but also take down your wall” energy we didn’t ask for! 🔥👀 *Leaked Developer Alert*: “🎤 If they think I’m switching to a rival app store, they’re on that cringe mindset. It’s stonks only through Google Play 🤑.” But here’s the kicker: these changes will only last for THREE years (like a pizza that expires after a Netflix binge). 🍕🔙 So, if Google can still pocket its coin and enforce fees like the final boss in a pay-to-win RPG, is this worth celebrating? 💔 So, mark my words: In 2025, we’ll be sipping our lattes while watching everyone switch to a decentralized *Giga-Store* like Android 99.0: The Last Update! 🤖🔥 *In conclusion*: This entire saga is the “This Is Fine” meme waiting to happen. Time to get your popcorn ready. 🍿👀