🚨🚨 BIG NEWS ALERT! 🚨🚨 Google Earth just pulled a “Back to the Future” on us, fam! 🕒💥 They’re dropping OLD Street View captures so we can time travel from our couches 🌍💺. Yes, you heard that right! No DeLorean needed—just your trusty Wi-Fi! Basically, if you're ever feeling nostalgic about that one time you saw your childhood house look like a dumpster fire 🗑🔥, you can now scroll through years of pixels! *Prime peeking at that one neighbor who never mowed their lawn* 👀🤡. Like, “Hey, Google! Show me that time it looked like a scene from a horror movie!” *Google Earth*: “Here’s the timeline of unkept grass, champ.” 🤣 👨‍💻 *Leaked Dev Quote*: "We wanted to help people reminisce about past garbage collection services. Now you can witness the human evolution from trash to... still trash." Genius? I think yes. 🚀 But wait, there's more! Google’s turning into an eco-warrior with "AI-driven insights" that can tell you how many trees your neighbor has in their backyard! 🌳💰 *Stonks up!* Because who doesn’t want to calculate shades like a finance bro? Kevin from Accounting: "We’ve gone green, baby!" 🔥 Hot Take: By 2025, Google Earth will be the new Netflix but for stalking your ex's gentrified neighborhood. *Copium factory*—let's go, people! 🤖💀 #GoogleEarth #TimeTravelButMakeItGoogle