🚨🌍 BREAKING: GOOGLE JUST UNLEASHED A TIME TRAVEL MACHINE IN YOUR POCKET! 🌟📸 That's right, fam! Google is like that friend who remembers EVERYTHING and now you can peep what your old neighborhood looked like before Karen's mom decided to paint her house neon green! 🔥💚 Like, uh, Google Earth is turning 20, and instead of throwing a “happy birthday” bash, they just dropped a historical archive, and we’re living for it! 🥳🎉 For those struggling to keep up, think of it as Instagram's #ThrowbackThursday but for streets! 🤯🚦 “Wow, look, my Toys 'R' Us was here before capitalism closed it down! 😭” *meme rocket launches into orbit* 🚀✨ Some developers were overheard saying, "If only we could go back to 2018 when Google+ was still a thing... oh wait, that's a 'never gonna happen' situation." 😂💀 #StonksDown So, grab your virtual binoculars because now you can see all those embarrassing fashion choices from the *SHEIN era* without ever leaving your mom’s basement! 👕💀 Cop that nostalgia, fam! No cap! 🔥🚨 HOT TAKE: By 2025, we'll all be using VR glasses to relive our awkward teen years in full 8D sound while dodging ads for pixelated Crocs. Get ready to *seethe* with cringe! 🤖💰