🚨🌍🚀 HOLD UP, EVERYONE! Google Earth just turned 20, and it’s throwing itself a nostalgia party! 🎉💿 Like, WHOA, remember when we used to spin the globe and pretend we were on "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?" 🕵️‍♀️💰 Now, they’ve upped their game with **HISTORICAL STREET VIEW**! 🤖💥 That’s right, you can now time travel back to see how your local pizza joint used to look before they decided avocado toast was a good idea. 😩🥑 Leaked developer quote: “We figured since everyone’s been traveling through their living rooms these days, why not let them relive the glory days of dial-up internet while pretending they’re globetrotting?” 💻💔 This is absolute stonks. 📈 Keith from Munich just yelled, “This is fine!” as he flipped through 20 years of his neighborhood looking like a real estate nightmare. 😅🔥 But let's be real, if Google Earth doesn't figure out how to teleport us to Machu Picchu by 2024, I’m throwing my laptop into the nearest volcano! 🌋💀 Unhinged Prediction: By the end of the decade, we’ll be using Google Earth as a dating app! “Swipe right if you’ve been to Atlantis!” 💔💫✨ #NoCap #Cringe #Based