🚨🚨😱 BREAKING: Google Duo is like that one friend who shows up to the party but gets kicked out for drinking all the Gatorade (💀🍹)! It's hanging on by a thread, GENTLY cradled by the hands of fate for a few more months before Google says, "See ya later, alligator 🐊!" So, Google Meet is pulling a classic "hold my beer 🍻" move, swooping in to steal all the Duo's features like it’s Black Friday at Best Buy 🎉. And by “spared” we mean: “We’re delaying this disaster until further notice, but you know it’s doomed!” 🤡 Some insider gossip from an imaginary Google dev: 👨‍💻 “Look, we had to give Duo some extra time. It’s like that pet goldfish that keeps floating back up for air. 🐠” Meanwhile, Google is aiming for that “just wait for the next cool thing we’re working on” vibe 🤔, like they haven't done this 5000 times before. Get ready for them to announce the *new* Google Duo 2.0 right before it's replaced by an AI-powered toaster because that’s what the world needs! 🍞😤 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 10 years, we’ll look back and realize Google Duo was the spark that ignited the *Video Call Wars*. Mark my words, fam. This ain't over. 🚀💰 #DuoDowntime #MeetMeAtTheGG 🌌