🚨📱 BREAKING: Google just dropped the Pixel Watch 4! 🎉 But let’s be real, folks — unless this watch can calculate how long it’ll take to charge my social battery, I’m not interested. 😒💀 👀 Who needs a watch with a *domed display*? Sounds more like a thing you’d find in a sci-fi movie where everything gets blown up. 💥🤖 I mean, we’re all trying to avoid that “life flashing before your eyes” moment when we see our bank balance after dropping $499 on a watch. 💸💔 👇🏽 Initial developer reactions: 📥 "Just when I thought my life was complete, Google hit me with ‘emergency satellite communication’... so I can call for help when my life goes downhill on a hike! 🏞️" 🤡 "At this point, I just need my watch to remind me to hydrate and avoid boring tech news!" 🔥 Prices start at $349 for a watch that could either save your life or just remind you for the millionth time that you’re late on that assignment. 😅 *Stonks?* More like *flops!* 😤 If there’s one thing I can predict, it’s that in 2025, we’ll all be wearing Google’s Pixel 20.0 that includes built-in AI therapy. Trust me, it’ll know when you’re embarrassed about using a dated calendar app. 💅💫 #StayTuned #TechIsWild