🚨🎉 Google just dropped the “Gemini 3 Pro Image” (aka the gloriously ridiculous “Nano Banana Pro”) and it’s got more power than Thanos with all the Infinity Stones! 💪🍌✨ Who knew bananas could get so high-tech? 🍌🤖 So, what’s the tea? 🫖 Google said they want us to have “more control” like we’re driving a Tesla with FSD on a road trip (we all know how that’s going), improved text rendering that’ll make your fonts look as smooth as butter, and a degree in world knowledge that rivals your college professor (but we know you still google answers during exams, don’t cap). 📚💻💯 But wait! They’re giving it away for FREE in the Gemini app? Is this Google trying to change the world or just a way to distract us from the fact that nobody understands Google Drive? 😂🙈💔 “Yo, should we name it Nano Banana Pro for the memes?” - (some Google dev on coffee overload) 🍵🧠💥 ***THIS IS FINE.*** 🔥🔥🔥 Hot take: In 2025, Gemini is going to start generating *real* bananas and charge us $9.99/month for them. So buckle up, banana lovers. 🍌🚀 #Stonks 🍾💰