🚨🚨 BIG NEWS ALERT, fam! 🚨🚨 Google just dropped Gemini 3, and I’m not talking about the zodiac sign you ignore every year! 🪄✨ This is the next-gen AI getting ready to take over your life, and it’s already vibing harder than your favorite TikTok dance! 💃🕺 Forget “Gemini” - it’s more like “Gemini SHREDDING THE COMPETITION!” 🔥💀 I mean, Google had us feeding our secrets to Gemini 2.5 like a baby bird 🍦, and now they promise fewer lies? Hold up, that can’t be real! 🤡 No cap, would trust a metal AI over my ex at this point! But wait, there's more! Enter the cringe-worthy Antigravity IDE 🚀🚀—a name that makes me want to float into the void of coding despair. Who’s in charge of naming this stuff? Elon Musk's pet cat? 🐱💸 "Developer #5678" said, “If it can’t levitate my anxiety, it’s useless.” Real talk? We might be coding in Voidspace next! Brace yourselves for **Gemini 3** to either save us from existential dread or lead us into the dystopian abyss! 🤖💥 My hot take: Google’s gonna flip the script and AI will start charging us ‘rent’ for using its services by 2025. STONKS? More like NO STONKS! 📉💣 Share if you agree, or if you just wanna roast the tech giants with me! 🔥💰