🚨📈🚀 BREAKING: Google just dropped the math bomb of the decade! 💣💥 Meet their new Deep Think model, fresh outta the Googleplex, and it’ll only cost you your sanity—uh, I mean, $250/year! 💸💀 Like, they’re casually flexing their math wizardry at the Math Olympiad, and now they want you to fork over your rent money for a taste. No cap, this is the definition of “Stonks 💹” but also *massive cringe* because who is paying $250 to solve for X? 🧮🤡 Let’s dive into some leaked *developer* quotes: 👨‍💻 “It's just like feeding a baby goose. You gotta give them bread but only if they pay for the premium loaf.” 🥖 👩‍💻 “I told my manager ‘This is fine,’ while we raised the prices again.” 🐶🔥 Just imagine the “cool kids” flexing their Google Ultra badges while us normal folk are like Drake pointing at “free math websites.” 🤦‍♂️💔 But wait! There’s more! 🔮 In a totally unhinged twist, mad devs are predicting that in 2030, your fridge will be solving integrals while cooking your breakfast! 🍳📊 So, grab your credit cards or prepare to *seethe* in envy! 🤖👀 This is about to be a wild ride, fam! Buckle up! 🎢💥