🚨🌩️ Y’all, call the squad because Google just dropped their latest weather update and I am *shooketh* 🤯! You know Google— the company that can find your ex's new partner faster than you can say “What is life?” Well, now they're flexing their brainy weather wizardry with the WeatherNext 2 forecasting model. 🔮☁️ Can we just take a moment to roast this? 💀 Like, why do we need a model named WeatherNext 2? Are we in a bad sequel of a sci-fi flick? 🌌 Stonks are soaring through the clouds as they say, “speed and accuracy.” But did they just fetch their weather predictions from the same place they get their updates for Chrome? Because that’s *cringe* level 100, fam! 😂🔥 Here’s what I *imagine* a developer said during the launch: “Just like how I forecast my weekend plans to be nothing but disappointment, WeatherNext 2 is here to save your picnic from getting rained out.” 🍔☔ This means goodbye to “this is fine” moments when you step outside and it’s basically the apocalypse. 🌪️ 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION 🔥: In 2024, Google will announce a WeatherNext 3 which predicts not only the weather but your emotional state based on your weather preferences. *Life changing.* 💔💯 Share this if you're ready to get blitzed by weather news-meme chaos! 🚀💌