🚨🤖 BREAKING NEWS: Google says hackers are stealing your secrets like they're in a high-speed heist movie! 💰🔓 So apparently, these cyber ninjas are going full *Sonic* on outdated SonicWall appliances. Yeah, you heard that right! Those end-of-life relics are like your great-grandma's VHS player—fully patched but still a hot Target for the bad guys! 🎥💀 💔💻 “We thought they were safe! 😭” said one dev (probably named Chad, no cap). “But then I realized I was basically inviting cyber cheaters to Prom.” 🤡🍕 The bros over at Google just dropped the ultimate *hold my beer* moment and said, “Nah fam, those old tech appliances are still leaking data like a rusty faucet.” 💦💩 This is fine... until it's NOT. 🔥 Drake's pointing meme levels of IYKYK: “Targeting SonicWall is stonks for hackers.” 📉🚀 🔮🔧 Hot Take: By 2025, your toaster will have better cybersecurity than that old SonicWall! So throw that ancient tech in the dumpster where it belongs, fam! #RIPSonicWall 😤💥 Take this and RUNNNNN—share it faster than a hacker snatches your data! 🚀💀