🚨🔥 Google just dropped the hottest cold take of 2023! 😂💀 According to their latest confessional with Bloomberg, they *aren’t* making tablets, smart rings, flip phones, or glasses (like we needed another smart device to break our brains) 🤯🙃. The execs are basically saying, “Thank you, next!” to innovation in a fashion that screams, "This is fine" while their rivals tear up the tech runway like it's the Met Gala! 💃👗 Meanwhile, Samsung's over here flipping screens faster than you can say "Stonks!" 📈💰 But Google? They’re like, “Nah bro, we’re just chilling.” 😬 Imagine that awkward moment when you realize you’re the only one at the party without a cool gadget. Yikes! 🥴 Rick Osterloh, Google’s device boss, surely had a “who hurt you?” moment when asked about those mythical glasses. “We might make them, or maybe we’ll just keep making memes about them instead.” C’mon, that’s a classic Rick. 🤣 So, what’s next? My hot take: Google’s just waiting for the right TikTok trend to drop before they launch the Pixel 10 Pro Flip Flop. 👡🚀 Imagine swiping your toes across your screen for instant notifications! Share this chaos, fam! 🚀🔥 #NotAllHeroesWearCapes #GoogleMemeEconomy 🦸‍♂️✨