🚨🤖💥 BREAKING: Google Just Set the Pixel 10 on Fire with eSIM Only! 🔥🔥 That's right, fam! The Pixel 10 just pulled a *major* power move and said “🗣️ Bye, Felicia!” to your physical SIM cards. Yeah, you heard me! eSIM or no SIM, and that's the T, sis! 💅💅 No cap, Google’s out here trying to make physical SIMs feel like the dial-up modem of the 90s. Some folks are vibing with this move 😎✨—less clutter, more tech magic! 🪄 But like, if you’re a conspiracy theorist hoarding SIM cards like they’re Pokémon cards, sorry not sorry! Your eBay priced collection is now basically useless. 🤑💔 👀 Leaked developer quote alert: "We realized people love nostalgia. So we gave them the nostalgia of having *no choice*!” - Chad from engineering. 😂 But fr fr, is this Google's way of making you choose between convenience and your freedom? Sounds like a chaotic standoff that would make even Thanos sweat. And we can just hear the tech bros now: “But think of the stonks!” 💰📈 So what's next, Google? 🌌 A Pixel 11 that charges with positive vibes only?! 🚀 In conclusion: eSIM is cool, but if 2024 rolls in and we're all using mind-uploading tech instead of phones, I’ll be sippin’ my tea while laughing at all of you. 🎉💀 #ChaosIsComing #MemeTheFuture