🚨🥱 WAKE UP GOOGLE FAM! 🚨💤 So Google is throwing a party next week, and the invite says, “Come watch us drop the Pixel 10 and the Pixel Watch 4 (???)” 💁‍♂️🍕 Like, bro, I was expecting Google to announce a space-time continuum for the Pixel, not just another slightly shinier brick! 🧠💥 *INSERT DRAMATIC MUSIC:* The Pixel 10 is here for the 10 people who still care! This phone will be so advanced you'll question your life choices while staring at your empty bank account! 💰💔 *cue the “Stonks” meme* And what’s this? A **Pixel Watch 4**?? More like “*The Watch is Still Late*”! ⏰ Just looking at it has me feeling like that dog in the “This is fine” meme while the world crumbles around me. 🔥💀 Leaked developer quote: “We basically just threw in more pixels and called it a day. Just don’t tell anyone we’re still using the same camera algorithm since 2016.” 🤖🔍 Catch the live stream because YOU won’t believe how Google manages to *innovate* installing a 5G modem into a slice of ham. (No cap! 🥴) 🔥 Unhinged Prediction: By 2026, Google will drop an AI that recommends what you should eat based on your Pixel 10 selfies. If you’re ugly, prepare for a diet of kale and regret! 🌽🍵 Go forth, meme lords, and may the dopamine hit be ever in your favor! 🎉💥