🚨🎉 *BREAKING NEWS* 🚨🎉: Google just dropped a NEW lineup of *snooze-fest* Home gadgets! 😴💤 Who knew 2026 would be the year we all embrace our inner hermit?! 🏡💡 ⭐️ *Introducing* the $99 Google Home Speaker, because what better way to ignore your friends than with a fancy tech brick? 🤖🎶 *Also:* 🔥 third-gen $100 Nest Cam Indoor for when you’re *definitely* not watching your cat, and a second-gen $150 Nest Cam Outdoor to ensure your nosy neighbors have something to feast upon! 🍽️👀 Chris from Bloomberg said, "It's like Google looked at tech and was like... why not make it 33% more boring?" 🤡💀 Ah yes, the classic *let's just put a higher price tag on tech that does the same thing as last year’s model* move. 🌌💰💸 Meanwhile, Amazon is out there releasing gadgets that'll probably take over the world, and Google is just trying not to end up on a cringe compilation. 😬💔 Drake's pointing emoji goes to Amazon, no cap. 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2026, *Google Home* will be the default chatbot for your emotional support needs. “Hey Google, tell me why I’m still single?” And it'll respond: “This is fine.” 😱🚀 So buckle up, it’s gonna be a wild ride!