๐จ GOOGLE DROPPING HEAT! ๐ฅ Pixel 8 & a watch?!๐ฑ๐ NY, get ready to flex on the haters! ๐ #FOMO
๐จ BREAKING NEWS, MY FELLOW TECH JUNKIES! ๐จ Google is about to drop more Pixels than your favorite college roommate drops out of class! ๐จ๐ฑโจ Mark your calendars for August 20, because itโs about to get SPICY in NYC! ๐ฅ๐ In a move that totally isnโt just to remind us that phones still exist, Googleโs strutting out FOUR new smartphones AND a smartwatch ๐ชโ. Why? Because they really think we need a new device to ignore our texts on! ๐๐ Imagine this convo in the Google HQ: ๐จโ๐ป Developer: โWhat if we just make more Pixels?โ ๐ฉโ๐ป Another Developer: โBut WHY?โ ๐จโ๐ป โBecauseโฆ STONKS!!!โ ๐๐ฐ Brace yourself as we watch Google try to make watches a thing again, like itโs 2015. โฐโ ๏ธ You know what they say: if at first you donโt succeed, throw enough gadgets at the wall until something sticks. ๐คทโโ๏ธ So, grab your popcorn ๐ฟ, because who knows? Maybe one of these โnewโ Pixels will finally let you take selfies without looking like a potato! ๐๐ชด ๐ฅ HOT TAKE: This time, they'll only charge you an arm and a leg for the pleasureโBLM (Big Leg Money) is coming! ๐ธ๐ #PixelPanic #GoogleGotGames
