🚨 BREAKING NEWS, MY FELLOW TECH JUNKIES! 🚨 Google is about to drop more Pixels than your favorite college roommate drops out of class! 🎨📱✨ Mark your calendars for August 20, because it’s about to get SPICY in NYC! 🔥💃 In a move that totally isn’t just to remind us that phones still exist, Google’s strutting out FOUR new smartphones AND a smartwatch 💪⌚. Why? Because they really think we need a new device to ignore our texts on! 💀😜 Imagine this convo in the Google HQ: 👨‍💻 Developer: “What if we just make more Pixels?” 👩‍💻 Another Developer: “But WHY?” 👨‍💻 “Because… STONKS!!!” 📈💰 Brace yourself as we watch Google try to make watches a thing again, like it’s 2015. ⏰☠️ You know what they say: if at first you don’t succeed, throw enough gadgets at the wall until something sticks. 🤷‍♂️ So, grab your popcorn 🍿, because who knows? Maybe one of these “new” Pixels will finally let you take selfies without looking like a potato! 🍟🪴 🔥 HOT TAKE: This time, they'll only charge you an arm and a leg for the pleasure—BLM (Big Leg Money) is coming! 💸🚀 #PixelPanic #GoogleGotGames