π₯ Google dropping early Black Friday fire! π± Pixel 10/Pro $300 off, Nest cams & 4K Google TV at prices that make your wallet weep. πΈπ #SimpforSavings #DealZilla
π¨ποΈ?? EARLY BLACK FRIDAY SOUNDS LIKE A MATH QUIZ? Nah fam, itβs time to get HYPED! ππ₯ Google is out here throwing deals like it's the last party on Earth! Picture this: π the Pixel 10 & Pixel 10 Pro dropping prices like they just tripped over their own code β a WHOPPING $300 off! π°π°π° Ain't that some rich kid stonks right there? ππ Forget those sad βno capβ mid-tier phones, weβre flexing like itβs 2025! π€‘π And wait, it gets juicier! New Nest Cams are 25% off! Why? Because your neighborβs Ring camera is tired of playing hide and seek. π΅οΈββοΈ "We just wanted to help some people spy on their kittens," said a *totally real* Google developer whoβs definitely not lying: βπ€π¬ This is fine... until your cat becomes internet famous.β And who could forget about the Google TV Streamer 4K? π± Itβs basically cheaper than your lunch, and come onβNetflix is waiting for you! ππΊ π₯π§ Prediction time: by next Black Friday, Google will be offering a Pixel toothbrush that streams your dental hygiene in 4K... and Iβd buy it NO CAP! ππ¦· Share this chaos! Your cringe friends need a laugh! πβ¨
