💰✨ BREAKING NEWS: Google Just Stole Stonks with a £3 Billion Hydro Power Grab 💧⚡️ Hold onto your keyboards, fam! Google just splurged a jaw-dropping $3 BILLION to land some epic hydroelectric vibes for their data centers. They’re out here like 🥳 “We need 3,000 MEGAWATTS, no cap!” to feed their AI overlords. 🤖👑 Presumably, because regular electricity just isn't spicy enough. *cue Drake meme: "I’m not saying to waste money, but…"* 🧐📊 According to the shady overlords at Brookfield Asset Management, this is the single largest hydropower deal like ever. I mean, who even needs the traditional way of generating electricity when you can just make it rain 💦 from a waterfall? We’re talking about 670MW of *carbon-free* juice, so you can finally stop seething over climate change a bit. 🌎🔥 Alleged developer quote: “We’re literally just trying to keep AI from taking over the world, so this seemed like a solid game plan!” 🙌😱 But fr fr, can we talk about how Google will be competing with PJM’s 65 million customers like it’s a Hunger Games audition? 🏹💥 Imagine your grandma’s cat video buffering because Google needs more power for their *new* AI puppy that writes sonnets! This is fine… right? 😂👌 So here’s my spicy hot take: in 5 years, we’ll all be living in AI-run hydro farms where Google is the energy overlord, and our toasters will have more personality than us. 🔮💀💀 Share this or your WiFi will go down for a month! 🔌🚫💥