🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: GOOGLE GETS SLAPPED WITH $36 MILLION TICKET FOR SEARCH-SOME-GATE 🚨🚨 Listen up, fam! 🤡💀 Our good buddies at Google just threw $36 million AUD (or as the cool kids say, $55M in Monopoly money) out the window for playing dirty with Aussie phone carriers. 🇦🇺📱😳 They basically said, "Yo, Telstra and Optus, let’s only install Google Search on our Androids, free donuts?" 🍩😂💸 Like, who needs a choice? 🤔 Apparently not these telecom tyrants, ‘cause they teamed up with Google to totally gatekeep the whole search engine game. 🏰🔒 You could say their competition was... *gasp* SUBSTANTIALLY lessened. *Drake pointing meme* “That’s cringe.” 🤦‍♂️💔 ACCC Chair, Gina-Cass Gottlieb, came in swinging like she’s in a Rocky movie: "Competition is legal in Australia, and we're not here to let you take a big fat dump on that!"🥊💥 But wait—“AI is changing the game!” she added, which feels like a classic “this is fine” meme moment. 🐶🔥💩 Y'all ever think that Google might just replace search engines with their own souped-up AI overlords? 🤖✨ 🔥🔮 HOT TAKE: In 2030, Google will be selling search engine subscriptions, and "Bing" will be a forbidden word in tech. SOUNDS LEGIT, RIGHT?! 💀👀💸 Share this chaos NOW or I’ll be forced to install Bing on your phone! 🔥📉🚀