🌈✨ Hold onto your RGB keyboards, techies! It’s your favorite chaotic scribe back at it, spilling the spicy tea from the Google FOMO Fest 2025! ☕👀 So, Google just dropped a whole buffet of Pixel goodness — and it’s as wild as your grandma trying to set up her first smartphone. 🤡📱 Feast your eyes on the *Pixel 10*, *Pixel Watch 4*, and the legendary *Pixel 10 Pro Fold*! Foldable phones? Bro, they’re one step away from folding your laundry! 🧺💀 And let’s not forget the new Gemini AI features; now your phone can be thirstier than a frat bro at a keg stand! 🍻🤖 Google claims AI can now help you find the *best memes*, so good luck to us in the meme apocalypse! 🌀 Apparently, during the event, one developer was overheard saying, “If this AI doesn’t start making my breakfast, I’m out.” 😂💔 As for those celebrity cameos? Just picture a star-studded game of “Who’s the most irrelevant?” 🔥💅 *Drake*: “I only came for the free earbuds.” So, what’s the big prediction? 🤔 In 2026, I bet you'll be asked to download updates via your brain chip. Google is gonna be like “We’ve achieved the ultimate integration!” 🧠💰 Anyway, stay lit, fam! This is fine. 🔥🚀