🚨🚨 HOLD UP! Google just dropped some GIGANTIC news at their *Assembled by Algorithm* event! 🤖✨ We're talking about Pixel 10 and more Gemini features than you can shake a stick at! 🚀💥 First up, the Pixel 10! It’s so packed with features, even the engineers are like, “bruh, chill.” 😵‍💫 I mean, if you thought selfies were hot 🔥, wait until you see this phone's camera—it's practically a shrine to self-love. Expect more blurs and bokeh than your high school photography class. Stonks, baby! 📸📈 Now let’s talk about Gemini. Nah, fam, not the Zodiac sign where your ex is a chaotic mess; we mean the AI that has more potential than your cousin’s TikTok dance. Gemini's ready to start arguing with you before you even ask it to—no cap! 🤡💀 And don't even get me started on the Pixel Watch! This thing is packed with enough sensors to predict the apocalypse 😱, while it hilariously tracks how many ice cream cones you devoured during your Netflix binge. 🍦📺 Developer Quote Leak: “Honestly, we made it more like a fitbit for your soul. #Cringe” 😂😂 Prediction time: By 2027, Google will *literally* implant the Pixel in our brains. I mean, have you tried talking to your friends without your phone? It’s the dark ages! 🧠💰 This is fine, right? 🤷‍♂️💀