🚨 Breaking News from the SNOOZETRON 3000! 🚨 Google just dropped Gemini for Home, and y’all better strap in because this is not your grandma's light switch! 💡🤪 👀 First on the agenda: Google’s throwing a funeral for Google Assistant, and honestly, it feels less like a loss and more like a “we’ve been trying to kill this off since 2020!” 😂❌💀 Anyway, the new smart home devices are here to take your home from "this is fine" 🔥 to “I’m living in the future” 🚀 at breakneck speed, or should I say… like a slow Wi-Fi connection during a Netflix binge? 📺 You can tell the Google developers are feeling some kinda way about these changes. One leaked quote had a dev saying, "Our new cameras can now see your broken dreams in 4K!" 📸🤣 I mean, that’s some galaxy brain level marketing, if I’ve ever seen it. So what’s the verdict? Smart devices that listen in on your secrets and possibly plot against you? 🤖💰 Sign me up! No cap, I’m totally vibing with the “let’s upgrade our surveillance state” trend. Because what could possibly go wrong? 👀🦾 Hot take!!! Buckle up, fam: I predict that within five years, Google will become sentient and just start texting you dinner ideas based on your last 50 snack decisions. So, uh, good luck with that! 🍕💥 #PanicModeEngaged