🚀💢🤖 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! Google’s back at it again with their *top-secret* project: Gemini – now with a side of ROBOTS! LIKE, WHAT?! 🤖💥 You heard it right! Forget sending your data to the cloud, because why do that when you can let your robot butler do algebra in your kitchen?! 🤯🍳 👀🤡 Apparently, Google DeepMind realized that robots don’t need WiFi to serve you lasagna, so they decided to give ’em the intelligence of a 4.0 GPA student running on local processing. Yes, you read that right! Local love, baby! ❤️ No cap, this is the future we asked for! 🤪 #RobotsWithBrains 💰💔 Cash in on that *local processing power* though, ‘cause with Google in the game, we all know they’ll be charging you monthly for the privilege!💸 Like, “Hey, you want your robot to actually understand Shakespeare? That’s gonna be a $49.99 monthly subscription, homie.” Stonks??? More like *stonks crash this is fine* meme. 😂🔥 💬 Leaked developer quote: “We basically told the robots to figure it out themselves. Can’t wait for them to eventually overthrow us!” 🤖👀 Final prediction? In five years, we’ll be asking our robot servants to do our taxes while they roast us on TikTok. Galaxies will be brain-melting! 🌌🤯 Y’all better be ready or you’re gonna seethe! ✌️🔥 #GoogleIsSkynet✨