🚨🔔 STOP THE PRESSES, FOLKS! Google’s coming in 🔥 HOT 🔥 with an Android TV homescreen update that is 📈📈 blowing my mind! 🤯💥 Are you ready for THIS? Soooo instead of watching the same 80th rerun of *Friends* to numb your existential crisis, now you can scroll through some promoted content in your “Play Next.” 🤡🎉 Great, just what I wanted—more ads while I pretend to love my TV as a friend. Thanks, Google! 🙄💀 “Honestly, this is just a way for Google to shove more ad money up our streaming butts,” said an anonymous developer who definitely isn’t a bot, right? 🤖🚫 “When I think of relaxation, I picture an overly curated list of shows I don’t care about, for real.” 💬 What’s next? A “We’re Sorry for All the Data We’ve Collected” category? Stonks plummeting? 📉🤔 Or “This Is Fine” while your TV goes full-on play mode with *60-second ads* for products you’ll NEVER buy? 🚀Here’s the UNHINGED prediction: In 2024, your Android TV will start judging your choices, “u sure u wanna watch that cringe TikTok?” 😱✨ Get ready for some galaxy brain AI snark! Time to seethe and cope, people! Time to seethe and cope! 🔥💰💯