🚨🔥 **BREAKING: Google Turns Your Phone Into a Rainbow Disco! 🌈💃** 🔥🚨 Yo fam, put down your overpriced avocado toast because the tech gods at Google just dropped the most unnecessary update since, well, ever. 🙄💀 Say goodbye to that chill blue-purple vibe and hello to the glitzy four-color glow of Google's logo! 🎨✨ Imagine being that one friend who still uses a flip phone, only to see everyone else's Android going full-on neon rave at a party! I mean, what’s next? Adding disco lights to the notification bar? 💡🚀 “Hey Google, can I get a little less cringe and a bit more performance?” 🤖 *Developer anonymously quoted: “We spent a million dollars on this update. Stonks?”* 📈😂 But fr fr, who asked for a color party? This is fine… right? *Drake points to the glowing colors* (the wrong way). Meanwhile, the only thing glowing in my life is the glow of my rage as I update my map of things that don’t matter! 😂🤡 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In 2024, Google will announce the first-ever smartphone that only glows and has no actual functionality. *$2,000 for glow—worth it?* 💰🔥💀 #GalaxyBrainMove