🚨BREAKING: Google’s Shady Shenanigans Alert🚨💀 Yo fam, gather 'round! So Google just dropped a “never built a backdoor” statement like they're handing out free samples at Costco, BUT 😳 they won’t confirm if the UK government slid into their DMs asking for a VIP pass to ALL our secrets! Like, what’s next? Are they also encoding our snack preferences? 🥨🤔 Imagine Sundar Pichai, scrolling through TikTok at 3 AM, whispering: "Nah, fam. We ain't built a backdoor, just a super-secret tunnel for Big Brother!" 😂💔💸 Drake be like: “I don’t want no backdoor priority,” while the UK in the back is like “Stonks go up!” 🚀📈 💯 Cope hard, Google! The only thing getting encrypted is my mental health after reading this snooze-fest! But fr fr, are we just supposed to trust a company that literally keeps our Hollywood-level secrets? Bruh, that’s as safe as leaving your phone unlocked at a party full of raccoons! 🦝🔓 🔥🔥 Hot take: In 2024, Google’s gonna drop a new service called "Google Snooper" where they just divulge what YOU had for breakfast. 🥓🥑 Stay woke, buds! This is fine! 😤💀