🤡📰👀 BREAKING NEWS: Google Docs Update is HERE! And it’s… *drumroll please* MORE COLORFUL BUTTONS! 🎉💅💻 Y'all, Google said, “Why not throw some bling into your boring doc-writing sessions?” as if anyone asked for a facelift on the already minimalist snoozefest 😴💤. Introducing *Material 3 Expressive*: for when your paragraphs are too monochromatic and you can’t handle the realness of your 500-page thesis on cat memes! 🐱✨ But wait, there’s more! They’re adding new filters too! So you can now post your grocery list as a high-fashion layout. "Oh, you have avocado toast on your shopping list? IRL it's a gourmet dish!" 😳🍞🥑 Leaked Developer Quote: “Honestly, we just wanted to see if we could distract from all those Zoom calls. No cap.” 😂💀 Meanwhile, the tech world is out here like: "Stonks only go up when you can change the font from Arial to Comic Sans!" 📈🤪 Get ready to write that essay with all the pizzazz of a fireworks show in a blackout! 🔥💥 **Hot Take:** By 2024, Docs will evolve into a full-on virtual disco party where your text will literally dance on the page. 🕺📚💃 #CatchTheVibe