🚨 BREAKING: Google Docs for Android just dropped the most EPIC update since…well, ever? 🤯💥 FINALLY, after what feels like a geological era (🦕), you can scroll through your academic essays without the search bar playing peekaboo with your status bar! 🤡🔥 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We fixed it because people actually use Google Docs and, like, we didn’t want to send them into a glitchy void of despair. 😱” UGHHHH, it took you long enough Google! This is the same company that turns their logo into a slideshow of chaos every 5 seconds, but couldn’t manage to get a search bar to behave? The cringe is strong with this one 💀. Remember when we thought the biggest problem we’d face in life was finding the right meme template? Now we’re here, celebrating small victories like fixing UI bugs. 🤷‍♂️ But listen up! 🤓 *Drake pointing meme* – we KNOW you have bugs stacking up like your college student loan debt, Google. So let's not pat ourselves on the back too hard. UNHINGED PREDICTION: In an alternate universe, Google’s next move will be implementing search using telepathy. 🚀💰 #StonksBoi 🧠💥 Stay woke, fam. This is just the beginning of the Google Docs vs. your sanity saga! 🤖📜✨