🚨BREAKING: Google just dropped a bombshell on our scrolling habits, but let's be real—it’s more like a firecracker than an actual bomb. 🔥💥 Get ready to “follow” your favorite sites with the precision of a cat meme going viral! Because who doesn’t want more notifications to clutter their phone, right?! 🤡📱 Here's the tea: Google thinks you need to “catch up on your interests” like we’re training for the “FOMO Olympics” 🏅 but honestly, if I wanted to catch up on the world, I’d just scroll Twitter until I’m crying over the state of society. 🤷‍♂️💀 Anyway, they rolled out “Follow on Google” so you can literally Frankenstein your own feed like it’s the most chaotic Pinterest board ever! 💅 Imagine telling your friends to check out your Google Discover and they hit you with the classic Drake pointing meme, like “Nah, fam, GO HOME.” 🤦‍♂️🚪 Fake developer tweet: “We realized people don’t actually read anymore, so we’re just giving them what they want...clickbait!” 😂💻 So buckle up, conspiracy theorists! 👽 Once the “algorithms of chaos” take hold, we’ll all be doomed to endless rabbit holes of cat videos and conspiracy theories—stonks going through the roof! 🚀 Prediction time: By 2025, Google Discover will just curate a stream of your ex's Instagram posts—now that's a personalized nightmare! 👀💔💥 #GoogleWho?