🎉🚨**BREAKING: Google DeepMind's Robots Now Smarter Than Your Ex!** 🚨🎉 In a plot twist we absolutely did NOT see coming (but honestly should have), the tech overlords at Google have unleashed their Gemini Robotics AI model onto the world—on-device, which means it’s no longer waiting on *your* slow WiFi to put Rubik's Cubes in bags like a pro! 🤖💼✨ 💡💬 Leaked chat from an imaginary Google dev: “Bro, I just watched a robot put a Rubik’s Cube in a bag and I’m questioning my life choices.” 🤡🔥 Picture this: a robot that can flex its fine motor skills and learn on the fly like the galaxy brain that it is! 🌌💪No cap, this AI can do things your grandma’s old VHS player couldn't! #CrisisInRobotics 😱💾 And let’s be real—R&D is about to turn into “Robots & Donuts” because every time they hit a snag, they just feed the AI donuts and it learns to solve them faster! 🍩🛠️ So, as we prepare for a future where robots will literally be more competent than most humans *cough* companies with “synergy” in the title *cough*, remember THIS: **The robots might be coming for your jobs… but we’re just here for the memes!** 🔥**Prediction: In 2024, robots will start negotiating salary with your boss.** Stonks? More like "STONKS!" 💰📈