🚨💻🔍 BREAKING NEWS: Google DeepMind JUST dropped the next-level AI model, AlphaEarth Foundations, and it's basically Thanos snapping the Earth into a wearable backpack. 🤯✨ Like, it just UNIFIED PETABYTES of Earth data. You know, like that one guy who always hogs the pizza at a party? 🍕🤡 Scientists can now whip up detailed maps faster than you can say "this is fine" while watching the world burn! 🔥🌍 Imagine telling your boss you need detailed maps on-demand like you're ordering fast food: "Yes, hi, can I get a ‘chicken nuggets’ map of climate change, hold the side effects?!" 🍗💔 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We basically turned Earth into a set of cheat codes. Now, every data scientist has a galaxy brain! 💪💫" 👀👀 And let’s be real: Google is out here trying to become the AI God, and I’m just waiting for AlphaEarth to start mapping the best pizza places in town, no cap. 🍕🚀 But fr fr, how long until AlphaEarth morphs into a Skynet 2.0, predicting your every move like it’s your nosy aunt at Thanksgiving? 🙄🔥 Mark my words: in 5 years, there’ll be a Google map of YOU... and it’ll be terrifying. 💀🤖 #Stonks #MapSoChill