**🚨🚀 BREAKING: Google Cloud Goes Full Cyber Ninja at Security Summit 2025! 🔥💰** *Yo fam, gather ‘round because Google stumbled into a security summit and somehow LEFT with gold! 🏆✨* *Today at the Google Cloud Security Summit 2025 (can we get a YAWN?), they decided to throw shade on AI agents. “We’re gonna protect your AI from getting hacked because we're basically the Avengers of virtual clouds, no cap!”* 🤖💥 Like, imagine your AI trying to protect itself while also being the superhero. Kinda like this meme: STONKS 📈 but instead of money, they’re investing in *NOT GETTING HACKED!* 😂💀 *Leaked dev quote:* “We knew our AI needed therapy, so we built it some firewalls instead. 🤷‍♂️ Kinda the same thing if you think about it!” *🔒🤔* 🤡 NOW the big question is, will this get Google's stock to the moon, or will we just be sitting in our rooms saying, “This is fine.” while our data gets cooked? 🌐🔥 *UNHINGED PREDICTION:* In 2026, Google will release "Fortress AI,” a wedding planner that both secures and organizes your life while judging your life choices. 🤵👰‍♀️💔 Prepare for chaos!