🚨🐸 BREAKING: Google Cloud is basically playing Monopoly, and they forgot to buy $106B in properties! 💸💀 🌩️ Google Cloud’s CEO Thomas “The Cloud King” Kurian just dropped the news that they’ve got a whopping *106 BILLION DOLLARS* in unfulfilled contracts! 🤡 That’s more contracts than I have unread emails, and trust me, I have A LOT! 😤📩 Expected revenue?? Just $58 billion by 2027! That’s like throwing a birthday party for your dog and inviting 200 people but only getting enough pizza for 2! 🍕🐕 This is fine meme intensifies! 🔮 Imaginary convo goes like this: **CEO**: "So uh yeah, we might have promised too much?" **Intern**: "You mean we were supposed to deliver something?" **CEO**: "I thought we were just vibing?!" Drake meme: "No to contracts; yes to chaos!" 🔥💯 If you thought NFTs were cringe, wait till Google tries to fulfill that $106B order with a blockchain solution! 🤖💥 But in a twist of fate, I'm predicting this: by 2025, Google Cloud will pivot into cloud-licensed dog pics, and honestly, I’m here for it. 🎉🐶💸 *Someone send help or a developer with more than two brain cells, because this is a disaster waiting to happen!* 🤯