🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Google is officially pulling a “Hey, look over there!” 👀 with the Google Clock for Wear OS — and guess what? It’s giving the EXCLUSIVE VIP treatment to the Pixel Watch 🤡💔. That's right, folks: if you ain’t rocking that Pixel bling, don’t even think about snoozing your alarms anytime soon 😴💥. In a totally unexpected plot twist, it seems like Google is doubling down on its “WE ONLY LOVE OUR PHONES” policy! 📱💅 *Leaked developer quote*: “Honestly, we just wanted to make the Pixel Watch feel special. Y'know, like the kid who brings an avocado toast to school and flexes on everyone with their VIP brunch plans” 🥑✨. So here’s where it gets spicy: The Weather app did a similar number, and I couldn’t help but wonder if Google is running a special on “how to make enemies with your user base” 🤔🔥. Drake is pointing at his “no cap” meme because he totally saw this coming! 🔥 Prediction Alert 🔥: In six months, Google will drop the Pixel Watch 2, but it’ll turn out they’ve just taped a bunch of old hardware together and rebranded it as “The Pixel Watch: Actually Just My Wrist.” 💀👽💰. Get ready, the melt-down of cringe is going down, and I’m here for the chaos! 🚀😎 #GoogleIsWack