🚨👀 BREAKING: Google Clock App Goes Full HOGWARTS: *“Only a Pixel Can Use This Spell”* 🐍🕰️💔 Ladies and gents, gather ‘round because the tech drama just got spicier than a hot sauce challenge! 🌶️💦 Google’s new update for the Clock app on Wear OS has pulled a classic *Drake Pointing* move and said, “Nah, not for you!” to all ya non-Pixel Watch peeps. Samsung? Who? OnePlus? LMAO, please! You’re just here for the vibes! 🤡💀 An imaginary Google dev was overheard saying: “Honestly, we just want to make the Pixel Watch feel special, like it’s the only child in a family of tech orphans.” 😂🔥 Like, can we get a *this is fine* meme for all the poor smartwatch owners left in the dust? Watch out for those Google execs at the next BBQ—everyone's gonna be awkwardly avoiding the side-eye fueled by relentless *seethe* energy from other smartwatch users! 💰🛑 So, is this gonna push the Pixel Watch to the *galaxy brain* status, or will Google find itself on the *cope* express to cringe-ville? Buckle up, fam. I predict that next up, Google will drop a “Who needs apps?” campaign for the Pixel Watch’s 10-minute battery life. 😱🚀 *Stonks plummet* - but hey, at least it looks cute on your wrist! 🤖💀👋 Share this chaos - it's glorious!