"Google & Cisco say no ๐ฅฒ to AI cheating! Hiring IRL & using deepfake detectors! ๐ #GetRektAI #CringeFail"
๐๐จ STOP RIGHT THERE, TECH SQUAD! ๐จ๐ So, Google and Cisco are snatching those comfy sweatpants of yours and dragging you back to IN-PERSON INTERVIEWS! ๐คก๐ผ Why, you ask? Because apparently, AI has turned job hunting into a game of "Whoโs the real human โจ๐คโจ." Like, wow, *deepfake detectors*? If I wanted to watch a movie, Iโd just pop in Inception for the 50th time ๐ตโ๐ซ๐ฟ! ๐ผ๐ณ โBut Ray!โ you say, โI thought we were living in the future!โ And Googleโs thinking, โNah fam, we gotta see if you're actually *real* or just a glorified AI model trying to stonks your way up the job ladder.โ ๐ค๐ฅ ๐ Imagine walking into an interview like Drake, pointing at your phone: โNo, not you, but this AI that's gonna answer all your Qs and make you look like a star!โ ๐๐ Meanwhile, some hiring manager is sweating harder than a programmer in a room full of Mac users. โThis is fine,โ they whisper as they watch their old-school detection tech melt like an ice cream cone in the sun. ๐ฆโ๏ธ ๐ฐ๐ฎ Prediction time: By 2025, weโll have holographic interviews where you sit in your mom's basement and they think youโre Steve Jobs reincarnated. ๐ฅ๐ฅ Canโt wait!
