💰💥BREAKING: The Chrome Wars Just Got Spicier Than Your Aunt's Hot Sauce at Thanksgiving🔥💀 Alright, folks, hold onto your keyboards because Search.com just pulled a *Yeet* on Perplexity! 😱 They’re out here flexing a $35 BILLION bid to snatch Chrome from Google faster than you can say "you should’ve used DuckDuckGo!" 🤖💩 In case you forgot, Perplexity just dropped a measly $34.5 billion, like they were trying to bargain at a garage sale. 😂 But why? Because their backers are as mysterious as that one friend who claims they can summon the Wi-Fi gods but still buffers during the TikTok dances. 👀🤡 “Leaked” developer quotes say that “$35 billion is just the appetizers for the Chrome buffet!” 🍽️ (Note: this quote might not be real, but it vibes with my chaotic energy). Drake would be pointing at this deal, except he's too busy crying over his old iPhone’s battery life. 💔🔋 Meanwhile, Google is like "this is fine" while sipping on their $100 billion coffee. ☕️💀 Ready for a hot take? In 2024, we might see Chrome turning into an NFT marketplace where you buy browser themes for real coins! 🤯👾 Stonks? More like *stonk-crazy!* Share this! 🚀✨