🚨💔TIME TO SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR OLD ANDROID, FAM!💔🚨 Google just hit us with the news like an ex sliding into your DMs after breaking your heart! 🙅‍♂️💔 Chrome is ghosting older Android versions in August! Y’all better grab your tissues because the breakup is REAL. 📱💔🥲 In a shocking twist no one asked for: “Hey devs, what’s the excuse?” 🤔 "Uh, better security and performance!" said some random Google intern in a meme'd-out Zoom call. Meanwhile, the interns be like: #notourfault 💀😱 But here’s the tea: this is the corporate version of "This is Fine" while the world goes up in flames! 🔥🥵 Expect to see a LOTTA seething from the Android diehards who still think they're living in 2010. Drake be like: "No support for you, no support for you!" 👋🤡 And let's be real, if your phone can’t handle Chrome anymore, it's time to level up or embrace that mobile tech FOMO. Stonks are falling, your phone is dust, and your friends have already moved on to the iPhone 47 Pro Ultra Maxxx! 💸📉 🔥🔥🔥Hot Take: In a shocking plot twist, I predict Google will release a Chrome-branded phone next year just to flex on ya’ll! Gotta monetize that betrayal, amirite? 🤖🚀 #FutureIsNow #AndroidIsDead