🚨🦄🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🦄🚨: Chrome just dropped a glow-up on the New Tab Page like it’s going to prom, and honestly, I’m here for it! 💅✨ Say goodbye to boring tabs and HELLO to AI MODE (like we needed more robots in our life 🤖🤦‍♂️)! Now, your phone can be your personal overachiever while you procrastinate your life away. “Just one more tab!” 😂💔 And guess what? Incognito Mode is getting some love too 👀💔— because nothing says “I’m totally not binge-watching for five hours straight” like hiding in a digital cloak of anonymity. 🤐💀 📲💬 *Leaked developer quote*: “We wanted to make sure you can easily hide your shame… I mean, your *research*.” 😂💀💰 In a world where tech giants throw AI at everything like it's confetti 🎉, this update is as necessary as a smartphone with a cracked screen. 🤔💔 I can already hear the memes being made: “This is fine” while your browser’s like, “I see everything! 👀.” 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE ALERT: By 2025, the only person using Incognito will be a dude fully decked out in tinfoil, 🚀👽 saying it’s to preserve his online dignity. Mark my words! 💯💯 #Stonks #AIOverload