🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: GOOGLE CHROME JUST GAVE NOTIFS THE ABORT MISSION! 💀🤡 Y'all, it turns out the endless barrage of browser notifications was a dodgeball game we never signed up for! 🤦‍♂️ After realizing that 99% of us just scroll past those alerts like we're swiping left on a dating app 💔, Google decided it's time to hit that mute button. “I mean, who *actually* clicks on them tho?!” 🤷‍♂️ said a “developer” in an “anonymous” group chat we totally didn’t stalk. (👀) 💡 Remember when browser notifications were supposed to be super useful? More like a cringe fest of endless spam! 🤮 This is fine. 🥴 Chrome is throwing shade at itself, saying “WE DID GOOD, BUT OOPS!” Sips tea 🍵. Drake’s not vibing with your notifications either, fam. He’s pointing at productivity like, “Why you gotta be like that?” 👀🚀 Now with Chrome's new feature, you can bask in the sound of silence while enjoying the *stroyke* of your productivity! 📈💰 My hot take? Brace yourselves – the next big Google move? AI notifications that only tell you when you’re about to be productive 😱👾. *Imagine*: “Hey, stop procrastinating. This is your moment.” Uh, nightmare fuel, anyone? 😂🔥. Share this chaos with your homies but lowkey tell ‘em it’s based. ✌️💥