🚨 BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! 🚨 Google Calendar is about to be your mom's "schedule your life" PowerPoint presentation on STEROIDS! 💀🔥 You heard it here first, Giga-nerds, Google decided that blocking off time for "me time" instead of scheduling existential crises (aka endless meetings 🥴) is something we actually *need*?! Introducing: TASK SCHEDULING! 🎉🤖👀 Now you can block out precious hours to pretend you're being productive while actually doomscrolling TikTok or contemplating your life choices. “One sec, lemme schedule 3 hours of intense procrastination on my calendar” 💅. Here’s what the devs are saying when they thought no one was listening: 💬 “If only we could schedule in confidence too. Just kidding!” 🤣🧠💯 Meanwhile, the meatbags are like: “This is fine. I’m managing my time...while being managed by time.” Meme prediction alert 🚀: By 2024, we’ll ALL be scheduling “breaks” into our calendars just to take breaks from our calendar! Stonks, baby! 📈🤑 Anyway, k bye, I’m off to set a DND for the next 24 hours. 📅✌️ #Based #Cringe #TechHype!