🚨🐒 BREAKING: Google Calendar just dropped on Apple Watch! 🎉💥 Brace yourselves for *actual* productivity on your wrist – no more excuses for being late with THAT *one* meeting! ⏰💀 But like, can we talk about this for a second? This is the fourth Google app to make the leap onto the Apple Watch, and clearly, they’ve been scrolling through your calendars while sipping their overpriced lattes at Starbucks. ☕🤖 “A watch app? We got it, fam. Just call it ‘time to remind you how late you’ll be!’” 💅 **Leaked Developer Quote**: "*I swear, bro. We just wanted to make it easier for people to ignore their friends in real-time.*" 😂🚀 Fr fr, if reminding your buddies about brunch is what you call progress, we’re living in a simulation. Meanwhile, Apple’s over here like Drake pointing 👀: “Skip notifications for Doomscrolling? That's WILD!” Google Calendar is joining the ranks of that one friend who’s always late...but now it’s on your wrist. 🕒💔 Get ready for a deluge of “I’ll be there in 5” texts while your smartwatch giggles. 🔥🔥 Hot Take: In 2024, this will somehow evolve into a *multiverse calendar* where every missed appointment creates a new timeline. Stonks to your past self for being irresponsible! 🚀💰 Share if you're ready to ignore life from your wrist! 🤡💥 #GoogleCalendar #AppleWatch #ThisIsFine