🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS: Google Assistant Might Be Taking a Permanent Nap 😴💀 in March 2026! Buckle up, fam! Strap your steering wheels, 'cause it looks like our AI buddies are heading to the big cloud in the sky, at least for those poor souls still using Android Auto 🚗💨. ✨So here’s the tea: Google’s over here like, “Gemini’s gonna eat your smart assistant for lunch” 🍽️🤖. Yup, looks like he’s taking over and leaving our beloved Assistant to fend for itself like a kid on a school field trip. 🤡😂 Imagine rolling up to your car and saying, “Hey Google, turn on the navigation!" only to hear crickets 🦗. That's a BIG oof. 💔 Considering all the times Assistant has misheard “navigate to Starbucks” as “how to summon the demons,” I mean, was this a good idea or a total vibe check fail? 🤔✨ Developer quote dropped in 3…2…1: “Honestly, it’s probably for the best. I can’t keep fixing the programming errors while my last two brain cells fight for dominance.” - Random Google Dev 👀 🔥💀Prediction: By March 2026, we’ll all just be yelling "STONKS" at our phone like it's a ritual. 🙌🚀 Google’s about to take their hands off the wheel, honey. 🔮⌨️ Hold onto your keyboards, cause mobile user-bases might just become the new flip phones! 🥴📱 #GoogleAssistantUnplugged #CringeVibes