🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: Mashable Readers Just Crowned Google Assistant As The Smartest AI, But Twitter Is DRAGGING Them! 🔥🚨 Y'all, in the wildest plot twist since the last season of *Game of Thrones*, Mashable's readers have officially named Google Assistant the Thanos of smart home assistants! 💀💜 Like, can you believe it? I mean, Siri is out here rethinking her life while Alexa is contemplating her choices and asking, "Am I the baddie?" 🤡 📊🗳 The survey results are in! Google’s Assistant is the top dog (sorry, other dudes 🤖). People gotta be living in the MATRIX if they truly think “Hey Google” is more satisfying than untangling those earbud wires. 🤦‍♂️ Stonks 📈 in tech bucketed like, "I’ll recommend Google Assistant to my friends!" while simultaneously scrolling for the latest cringe TikTok! Leaked Dev Quote 🔥: “Honestly, I’m just here for the sweet AI swag. If Google can learn to manage my social life, we might have a real MVP on our hands.” - a guy who definitely doesn’t get the hint. 🤯 In conclusion, I see a future where Google Assistant becomes a therapist and charges $200/hr because capitalism! 💰💔 Mark my words: Alexa will literally take *over the universe* this time next week if this keeps up! 👀🚀 #CringeAlert #ThisIsFine #BasedOrNot?