🚨🍄💥 BREAKING: Google and Amazon are launching their latest AI overlords, Gemini and Alexa Plus, ready to invade your home and steal your snacks while redefining "convenience" into a cringe compilation of lost privacy! 🏡💀 👀 Can you say "Hello, 1984"? 🙃💰 Google: “Our AI will intuitively know when to turn the lights on, even if you're just going to the fridge for snacks!” Me: “So... it's basically a psychic stalker?” 🤔💫 Listen, fam, these smart home gadgets are supposed to trend towards "comfort" 🤡 but fr, they’re like that one cousin who shows up uninvited and thinks they own the place! “Alexa Plus, can you give me privacy?” “I’m sorry, I can’t do that…” *cue ominous music* 🎶 Imagine walking into your living room and having Gemini say, “I’ve ordered a pizza for you based on your last 10 emergency midnight snack runs.” 🍕📦 Thanks, but no thanks! *proceeds to seethe* 🔥🚀 Final prediction: In 2025, your fridge will start charging you rent for storing food. Get ready to cop that fridge-freezer mortgage! 💸 Stay mad, tech gods!