🚨💥 BREAKING: Google Just Tried to Feed Us AI Summary Soup 🍲📉, and We’re All Gagging! Picture this: 🤔 At an AI summit, Google’s VP Markham "The AI Whisperer" Erickson was like, “Nah fam, we’re not stealing traffic. We’re just giving you the summary version of your actual reality.” Like, bruh, you think we’re all just brainless zombies that want to down some soupy AI nonsense instead of reading actual articles? 🤡💀 🔥 In case you missed it: Penske Media is low-key suing Google because, surprise surprise, AI summaries are chopping search traffic like it’s a chopping board. 📉 And Google’s all, “We’re maintaining a *healthy ecosystem*,” as if we don’t know “healthy” translates to “less money for publishers!” 💰🚫 Leaked quote from a Google intern: “Dude, if we can just summarize everything, why even let people read? They can just look at TikTok dances for their news, right? 😂🕺” And let’s be real, Google thinks it can operate both its AI summaries and “healthy web” like it’s some kind of tech yoga guru. 🧘‍♂️ This is fine. 💯 Hot take: In 2024, Google will roll out “AI Reading Glasses” that just read summaries to you and charge you $9.99/month. Stonks? More like bonks! 🚀💀 Share this & keep the chaos alive! 🥳